Wisconsin's pseudo seismic shakes

No I do not accept the official version of the story of the rare
meteorological events in wisconsin. I feel these may be SOLAR in origin. This will cause radiation to enter the atmosphere at abnormal levels and citizens in the area may be acquiring skin conditions. Yes I know about the granite and it doesn't matter. It's not all granite in these areas...there is ALWAYS more to the story. These occurances are
multi-symptomatic and actually more atmospheric than otherwise mentioned.